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Post  GMTom on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:43 pm

Out of the blue, Will peed his pants.

Although the stain was small (for Will is good with small in that... ah nevermind), it was really quite noticeable. Will was extremely embarrassed, and not knowing what else to do he ate a piece of pie and then went to his room to find no extra pair of pants. So, he tore off his pants and wore a girl's bright green short skirt. This was even worse because his baggy boxers were showing a clean 3 inches below the skirt and so he went into the bathroom and slipped, landing straight in a puddle of who-wants-to-know. He had no clue what to do now, and sprinted out of the bathroom running straight into a tree then started to pick his nose after he was done with that he went back to his room and And he bumped into the school nerd, Pierce. "I PWN U NUB, GO AWAY I'M 1337!" shouted Pierce.
"Wow. Noob" Will said while he was walking away. Pierce started shouting !speak commands at him so Will began to run. As he ran, he bumped right into the school principal GMSam and Sam said “BANNED NOOB YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I CRACK MY MAPLEMAS LIGHTS OUT ON YOU!” they both ran and found out that Sam had done the !kill command on Will, So Will had to go back to the respawn point. Starbucks. He decided he would drink some Hot Chocolate and as he was drinking he choked on his hot choco because he saw a snail come up to him and start to beat the crap out of him and he died again and he respawned at a KFC then he won the lottery and apparently became a billionaire. But, he used all his money on stocks of NubsPwn Co. and they went bankrupt so he lost all his money, so he turned into a hobo.
While he was collecting cans off the street he saw his old buddy Pierce! He said to Pierce, Mesos pl0x and Pierce replied, “I'm sorry I don't have any mesos and I wouldn't give any to you because I ate them all!” so Will ran and hit The LRC building which Pierce was begging to enter. So that he could be the first ever pedo to meet the godly president of the LRC. So, ignoring that Will walked down the street and he heard a hobo say "Wanna hear a joke? WOMAN'S RIGHTS!" Will laughed and got hit in the face and as he turned around to see who hit him he saw LISA and she said to him, “Will that's not funny! Your a fag.” She repeated the same thing she said to Tom.
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. I"M INNOCENT" yelled Will.
He started running for his house. IF he can make it, he wouldn't be !killed by Lisa! He started running, but suddenly he got run over by a car and “VRROOOOM" said the little boy who threw the toy car.
"OW, I ALMOST GOT A BRUISE." said Will.
Will kept running for his life until he got kicked in the balls by a money sack and got filthy rich. Then when Will was on the last step into his awesomeness house Lisa said “HEY THAT'S MY MONEY!” and took all of it. As Will was walking into a very dark alley he saw a hobo named Dr. Phil and almost got raped when he realized that doctor Phil was drunk. Scared for his life Will once again started sprinting back to his house, but was stopped by another hobo named Pierce who wanted mezars but Will didn't have any so He gave pierce a monster card. Continuing on his way home, Will soon ran into trouble again when a gangster in green came up and stole wills only meso! Now will became depressed, he decided not to go home, but instead, to commit suicide (for will was nothing without his one meso). Will then walked into Walmart and went to the video games section. He put on the headphones near the music area. IT WAS HIS FAVORITE SONG. Will started screaming out, "IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!" The police found will, and then Will had to reveal the fact that he is not actually a guy! The police, shocked in horror pissed in their pants and died then will ran away and Found the 99 year old woman he raped. So, Will, the very happy shemale, decided to rape her again, and again, and again, and again until the lady died and never spawned and then a kid named Brian met a girl named Lisa and they went home together and talked about their mental problems and they both realized that they are acting like idiots so they went to they to the hobo shelter to talk with their favorite hobo PIERCE and then they got raped by Pierce and then and then pierce raped all the other hobos in the hobo shelter and then he ran away, the Brian went and found will and then Brian raped will and then Lisa came along and saw Brian raping will and killed Brian and then saved will by using magical cleric powers that she doesn’t have. Then Brian came back*dun-dun-dunnn*(sound effect) and went up and punched will in the face. Then Brian started making out with Lisa and then he Brian got punched in the face by Lisa's friend Mike. Before Mike punched Brian, he stuck a (kick me) post it on Lisa's back and started running. Then, Will (being the smart guy he is) kicked Lisa. Lisa then kicked Will in the face until he started bleeding. Then Will used his super powers to bring back his lost meso which he used to Buy a snail shell. He then used the snail shell along with his amazing noobish powers and hit 15 dmg on Lisa, who in return killed him. Will, now far away from the action (for he respawned) decided to smack Brian #1, who in turn smacked Brian #2 (Pedobear), and in turn smacked Brian #3 (Aerostory owner), and he smacked Brian #4 (Lisa's brother). Brian #4 was so outraged that he dressed up as Lindsay Lohan and killed everyone with annoyance. Will clamped his hands over his ears and screamed three words loudly and they were I LOVE PIE and then ran to the pie shop but THEY WERE OUT. So instead will buys a pig, because he thinks "pie - pig, only one letter difference!" So He’s walking around with his pig when disaster strikes! Out of the shadowy alleys come the boogey monster named Jorjey and almost ate Will when the clock struck 4! "Oh no" cried will! "It's my bedtime!" He then started off once again, dashing for his home because he was rapidly getting tired. and when he got to his house LISA WAS THERE WITH ALL HER FREIDS THAT THINK HES URGLY and they all beat him up at 4 oclock in the afternoon and at 4:01 he fell asleep because they made him take sleeping pills that work 1 minute after its taken. So while Will was asleep a guy named Jerry took Will’s picture of him sitting there. He then posted it up on his myspace AND facebook page and Will got laughed at from all over the world with people like Bill Gates, Kim Jong II, and Chuck Norris laughing at him. He then went into his secret hiding place in shame which was in the country of Wenswasho(Pronounced WIN-sway-shou)and then will took off his... .... and started to run away from everyone but found 1bil mezars and got shot by lisa (DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMM) but survived and then went to the leaning tower of mesos where he met Pierce again and then talked to Pierce but then when to the chocolate factory to eat chocolate but they were out so Will died and my little brother David raped Will's dead corpse. So then Lisa found her lover named Mike, so they went to some fancy resturaunt when MIKE TRIED TO RAPE HER then lisa said u cant rape the willing So Mike, scared by Lisa's willingness ran off leaving Lisa alone at the restaurant to pay the bill, which of course she couldn't for she was poor. So, instead of paying she said she would pay by dead people so she ran back to the factory and got will and payed with him but he was not accually dead(dundundunnn), but he had a heart a attack and really died (to never respawn ever again). Lisa, having escaped paying the bill was now lost and decided to end this story(dun-dun-dunnnnnn how could u lisa)...

The End of Will’s Epic Adventures #1.
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Post  Writhz on Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:01 pm

That... is the most random story i have EVER read! And.... thats why its so hilarious. Sure it doesn't make sense at times, but it's still really funny to all who participated and everyone that knows Will and Lisa.

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Post  GMTom on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:21 pm

It sounds SO different with everything pieced together, but I think it came out alright.
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Post  mskillz on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:58 pm

that was fun to make the story
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Post  hockey on Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:48 pm

I think the story is mean you made me die=/
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Post  GMTom on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:12 pm

hockey wrote:I think the story is mean you made me die=/

Do you think that was an accident or on purpose?

(IF you think accident... Go back to preschool)
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Post  hockey on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:21 pm

You didn't have to make be die i mean you could have been nice to me for a little and you deleted my thread too
i was gonna write a story about a boy named Paublo and his friends Jorjey and Diego who lives in mexico and tries to sneek into the U.S.
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Post  GMTom on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:38 pm

hockey wrote:You didn't have to make be die i mean you could have been nice to me for a little and you deleted my thread too
i was gonna write a story about a boy named Paublo and his friends Jorjey and Diego who lives in mexico and tries to sneek into the U.S.

I also deleted Haku's. So don't feel like I'm targeting you or somethin. Sheesh.
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Post  PikaChew on Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:38 pm

lol so random but i dont really get it that much

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Post  GMTom on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:16 am

PikaChew wrote:lol so random but i dont really get it that much

It's supposed to be random.
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Post  Writhz on Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:02 pm

What made it the most random were will's attempts to make him come out okay... He would say something positive and then we would come back and make something bad happen. Razz

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Post  hockey on Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:52 pm

Well i sorta had to because then Tom would have blocked it from me because he said i make it extremely good for me which "ruins" the story...Darn you tom... i mean seriously how would lines by writed by me help me? but seriously killing me was way to much =/
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Post  Haku on Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:22 pm

PikaChew wrote:lol so random but i dont really get it that much
i totally agree Smile
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Post  mskillz on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:33 pm

hockey wrote:Well i sorta had to because then Tom would have blocked it from me because he said i make it extremely good for me which "ruins" the story...Darn you tom... i mean seriously how would lines by writed by me help me? but seriously killing me was way to much =/


lol who killed u anyways
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Post  hockey on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:34 pm

Well this story was suppose to be randomn i mean its about a boy who does randomn stuff i mean you know right off its gonna be strange and the first words of the story. Out of the blue Will peed his pants. i mean serioulsy anyone who reads that knows the story is gonna be strange. its common sense
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